so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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