It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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