Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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