I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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