so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
PANTIES FOUND
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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