Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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