If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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