His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
she smelled like a LAN party
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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