That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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