Your tits are I can't wait for
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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