And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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