two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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