Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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