How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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