My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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