Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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