I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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