Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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