dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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