I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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