whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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