This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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