i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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