i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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