I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
They have beer where we have blood.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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