operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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