i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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