thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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