awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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