i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Randomize