the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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