If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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