At least make sure they are 18
Why
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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