real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I accidentally had phone sex last night
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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