He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he was CRYING into my vagina
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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