Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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