So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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