Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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