OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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