hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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