Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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