so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
my poor anus
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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