he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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