The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?