But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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