i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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