Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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