can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
