I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize