Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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