that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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