You made me cry and you don't even care
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Randomize
