When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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