he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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