She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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